Friday, December 24, 2010

A Very Merry Pimpbuster's Christmas!

You have all done an amazing job this year!
The pimps are on the run, on the defensive
and jumping at shadows. No doubt many are
suffering from incontinence and insomnia as
a result of all of our fine efforts.

Those that remain, anyway... ;-)

I wish you all a joyous and memorable Christmas
filled with family, cheer, fond memories and
no stinking excerpts!

Here's to next year!

Monday, December 20, 2010

It's A Sad Day In The Blogosphere

We here at Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews
are deeply saddened to report that today an unspeakable
tragedy has occurred. This will put a damper on everyone's
Holiday spirits, I'll tell you what.

Today the blogger queen Brittany Pounders has been banned from Free Republic.



It appears that Brittany had to be corrected just a few times too
many by the moderation team. She had a bad habit of claiming credit
for videos she did not produce. Over and over and over.

Several civic-minded folks on that forum went to great pains
to inform her of this error but alas, Brittany did not heed
these kind warnings and has "ridden the lightning". This
may be only a suspension, we would certainly like to see
Brittany return in a more compliant and duly chastised incarnation.

Brittany can still be found on her blog, Liberty Juice.



Alas, Brittany.. we hardly knew ye.

~Warner Winkleheimer~

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Shunned Blogger Turns To Fast Food, Gay Sex

As we have learned, Mobile Vulgus, AKA Warner Todd Huston,
has been summarily banned from Free Republic. He's even
written a tearful and fact-bereft screed on his blog about it.
(WHAT A SHOCKER!)

While it has been long known by many that Mr. Vulgus is, shall
we say, a bit swishy and inclined to questionable activities
involving overweight men in rabbit suits, we now see him
drowning his sorrows in flame broiled burgers. A strong
personality, Mr. Vulgus likes to have it his way. Often.

That's right, dear readers, Mr. Vulgus has taken up with
the notoriously creepy and openly gay Burger King.



Perhaps it was the condiments or the smell of flame broiled beef.
We know that the Burger King has his own brand of cologne.
Packed with pheromones, this cologne has brought better
men than Mr. Vulgus to their knees.



It also appears that the Burger King is pleased with
this new alliance, as he has now introduced a new offering
in his restaurant chain in honor of Mr. Vulgus.



We here at libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews
wish them both happiness and peace, solace from tears and
plenty of fresh condiments.

~Warner Winkleheimer~

Monday, December 13, 2010

Zotted Blogpimp Mobile Vulgus Strikes Back With Blog Post

Mobile Vulgus, the zotted blogpimp, has written a blog post attacking FreeRepublic and Jim Robinson, falsely claiming they hate all conservative bloggers.
It seems he has not quit twisting the facts since he left.

Here is the text of his blog post:

Why Is Free Republic’s Jim Robinson Attacking Conservative Bloggers?
December 13, 2010 | Filed Under Conservatives, GOP, Republicans, Warner Todd Huston |

-By Warner Todd Huston

I hate it when conservatives attack each other, I have to say. The latest example of suicidal intra-conservative attacks is coming from Jim Robinson, the owner of the famed righty message board Free Republic. Sadly, Mr. Robinson has launched a campaign to harass and ultimately ban from his board all right leaning bloggers that try to post their items there.

Over the last three months or so what many Freepers thought was a self appointed band of FR-police began appearing and attacking posts by bloggers. Several screen names have been used to attempt to harass bloggers into quitting the board. The campaign has been successful in several circumstances, driving some bloggers to quit the board. In other cases, when the campaign wasn’t successful in driving the blogger to quit, Robinson himself has stepped in to ban the bloggers from posting on FR.

The sad thing is that none of these bloggers have been attacked and/or banned for the topics of their posts. All of these bloggers are good conservatives, none holding views which conservatives find antithetical to their ideology. These posters are not being attacked for what they posted but are being attacked for posting at all.

Worse, Robinson has allowed these “blog police” attackers to engage in some of the worst behavior imaginable calling bloggers homosexuals, attacking them personally, and even turning a blind eye to these attackers taking their attacks off-site and onto the blogger’s sites, the bogger’s YouTube comments sections, and other places.

Why Jim Robinson and his band of harassers have undertaken this anti-blogger crusade is hard to fathom and it pains me to even report this idiocy.

These attacks start by the “blog police” constantly posting comment after comment telling the blogger that it is against the FR rules to post a few paragraphs of a blog post and a link to the rest of the post, a link that leads the FR member to the blogger’s blog. This link practice is not against the FR rules as the rules currently stand and is a common practice throughout the board. How these “blog police” have decided which blogger to attack is really impossible to determine because many are ignored while others are attacked by dozens of posts daily. There really isn’t any logic to the attacks.

Most of these attacks are made by three or four FR screen names (the screen names humblegunner, DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis, eaker, and Larry Lucido seem to be the accounts often used to attack bloggers). They are made every day at all hours of the day and night and they are constant. It is a sustained campaign, not just a few honest FReepers that are unhappy with other’s actions.

I myself was a victim of these attacks. For five years I had posted on FR without a single complaint by anyone. I have posted hundreds, if not thousands, of stories, many of them a result of my own first-hand reporting made in Washington D.C. and other places. After two months of “blog police” attacks, I was kicked off FR after five years of posting the exact same type of posts without incident.

I am not the only one that has been kicked off FR. For one example, Anthony Martin of the Conservative Examiner was also summarily dismissed from the site despite a long history of posting on FR.

Currently a whole raft of FReepers are being harassed by this band of cretins. All you have to do is search for the word “blog pimp” on FR and you’ll see dozens of such attacks all made by the same few names.

And here is the shame of the whole affair. Every blogger that tries to defend themselves is told by Robinson that if they can’t “find a way to for posts to be acceptable to our readers” then the blogger should quit the board. And when the blogger refuses to quit, Robinson simple bans them.

Robinson is expecting these Freepers to stay silent in the face of daily attacks of being called homosexuals, thieves, and bad faith Freepers. He is standing on the word of the “blog police” that the bloggers are not wanted on FR. The slightest attempt by a blogger to stand up for himself is used by Robinson as an excuse for a banning.

But the problem here is that Robinson is not telling the truth at all. Each blogger on nearly every thread is being supported by FR readers. Many comments have been made telling the “blog police” that if THEY don’t like a blogger’s posts then they should not view them. So many, many FReepers are accepting of the blogger’s posts. Robinson is simply hiding behind a lie.

The odd thing here is that Robinson, a man with a reputation of standing up for his convictions, is hiding behind fake screen names to push bloggers off his board. I mean, why all the skullduggery and subterfuge? He owns the board! All he has to do is change the rules to reflect what he wants and then enforce it. What could be easier than that?

This strange disconnect is why I had at first thought that this “blog police” campaign was by an outside force, a left-wing force besetting Free Republic. I couldn’t imagine that Robinson would be so underhanded and weird on his own board. Turns out I couldn’t have been more wrong.

It’s just all so strange.

In any case, the facts seem to be that Jim Robinson is trying to eliminate all bloggers from his message board. Why he wants to silence the voice of countless conservatives on his board is simply impossible to understand. But, strange as it is, there you have it. Make of it what you will.

The whole affair saddens me, to say the least.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Blogpimp Apologist Gets ZOT!

Things have not been going well for the blogpimps and their defenders lately. A blogpimp apologist troll, November 2010 got the zot today as seen on this thread.


Thursday, December 9, 2010

It's been a bad few days for blogpimps.

Actually a bad couple of weeks.
In some cases, I have sympathy. Growing up
beneath the powerlines has definite consequences.





Please feel free to post your recent examples
of blogpimps being bitch-slapped here.

Personally, I've seen them beaten bloody
on Free Republic lately.. got smackage?

There is this one feller over there named
"admin moderator" who has been thrashing
the pimps left and right. It's sad actually.

Which pimps have been slapped the hardest?
Which ones have been smacked most often?
Which ones need to be smacked more?

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the soft hissing of their deflating party dolls. 


I'm just sayin'........

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Thursday, December 2, 2010

The Con in Cancun: UN Climate Change Summit Update

(The Dean Of Bloggers TRANSLATED)

This brilliant missive was originally posted HERE at Puberty Forum.

We here at Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews have utilized
our custom de-encryption technology to translate the real meanings and
"nuances" being imparted by our intrepid pal, Warner Tard Huston.

Let's check it out:

Translations are posted in bold text.

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I am here in Cancun, Mexico investigating (having a drunken sex tour) the U.N. Climate Change Conference to see what sort of (little kids and skanky homos I can rent) wonderful solutions to save our very planet are being planned for all of us here in sunny Mexico. It’s always nice that we can come (to shag unfortunates and cripples for ten bucks) to save the planet… at a nice resort hotel complex… on a beach… in a moderate clime… isn’t it?

For those of you that are unaware of what this conference is about, this conference is
(for me to get really jiggy with hot latino guys) being called COP16/CMP6. That stands for -- prepare to doze off here -- the 16th edition of Conference of the Parties of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (COP) and the 6th Conference of the Parties serving as the meeting of the Parties to the Kyoto Protocol (CMP). Just like the UN to puff itself up (I like to puff hot latinos after tequila) with grand sounding titles, isn’t it?

And it’s a good thing we are here in time
(to see Julio in his shiny G-string) to save the earth, too. I mean what with thousands of delegates having (tried to get hold of Julio, here he is in my room!) winged their way here on private jets and as they drive themselves about in fleets of armored SUVs, as well as the hundreds if not a thousand or more Agentes Policiacos Federales and military personnel driving about in trucks toting (varied sex toys I'm quite interested in) machine guns and armored vests to keep us all safe from (AIDS) drug cartels, why it’s about the nick of time that we are here to save the planet

After a thankfully uneventful flight
(I got groped by a big black guy!) from Chicago to Cancun, Mexico I settled in at the beautiful CasaMagna Marriott in a nice room (My cabana boy is named Marcos and WHAT AN ASS!) with a view of the ocean. It was overcast and drab on Wednesday, but Thursday came bright and sunny with a cooling wind

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We dare not continue in the interest of good taste, assuming
we have not already crossed that line. It's just.. too bloggy.

Have fun, Mr. Vulgus. We wish you well.

~Warner Winkleheimer~

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

"Dean Of Bloggers" Goes Abroad!






Yesterday it was announced by Mobile Vulgus himself
that he will be blogging remotely from beautiful
and sunny CANCUN MEXICO! This will be a working
trip for Mr. Vulgus, and here we proudly present
a partial synopsis of his busy itinerary:



Mr. Vulgus has expressed a desire to remain mostly
in bars or in his hotel room, the scamp!








More of the exciting activities Mr. Vulgus might
enjoy can be found at THIS LINK.

We certainly wish Mr. Vulgus a happy frolic in
this tropical paradise and hope he returns relaxed
and healthy. Blog on, Blogger!

~Warner Winkleheimer~