tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27184165751665664172024-02-07T16:36:51.085-06:00LibertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornewsThe Blog To End All Blogs.Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornewshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01986365012556194798noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-56582863318550266492011-06-18T12:59:00.001-05:002012-11-26T11:00:43.891-06:00Best Blog Ever!This blog is probably now in the top 10% of most active and best blogs ever!Eakerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12096786381205782890noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-36259429028378097152011-05-23T23:03:00.001-05:002011-05-23T23:03:53.582-05:00HEY!Is this road house still open or what?Cold Djinnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14030058067364783463noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-25042954355572238682011-03-11T11:44:00.002-06:002011-03-11T11:50:53.893-06:00Some Names We Have Been CalledI was looking at some of the old blog pimp threads the other day and just for fun I decided to make a list (which is by no means a complete one) of some of the names that the Pimp Busters have been called by blog pimps:<br /> <p><br />Jerks, fascists, haters, idiots, morons, racists, a-holes, democrats, liberals, sock-puppets, left-wingers, jacka**es, fake freepers, liars, brain-dead, dumb, children, nitwits, twerps, head-stompers, cretins, un-American, MoveOn.org members, creeps, paid Soros plants, thugs, Giuliani supporters, Romney supporters, Pelosi-loving McCain supporters, Harry Reid supporters, Islam supporters, blog pimps, clowns, lowlifes, retards, losers, perverts, STD carriers, imbeciles, psychopaths, insane, queens, pansies, cross-dressers, goofs, wisea**es, dumba**es, jobless people, chumps, sick, pre-pubescent, illiterate, small-brained Neanderthals, irrelevant and intellectually dishonest. <p> <br /><br /> SocksAPlenty and I both hold 'Soros plants' as our favorite one. Heh heh.Foozlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16277490876741756741noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-24865663183274631962011-03-07T07:56:00.003-06:002011-03-07T09:22:00.265-06:00RequiemIn fond memory of Suvroc10, we proudly present<br />his greatest hits compilation gathered from<br />his <a href ="http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2684365/posts">final thread on Free Republic. </a> <p><br /><br /> <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/humblegunner/milkcarton.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 351px; height: 488px;" src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/humblegunner/milkcarton.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />What’s that you say, you disgusting Rudy Giuliani-supporter? Trying to<br /> recruit me to support Mitt Romney for 2012? You sicken me.<br /><br />Hahahaha, I actually made you lose...your temper. Hahaha. But then<br /> again, from a lowlife BLOG PIMP like you, I can expect no better!<br /><br />There’s no hijack going on! It’s only you and another Giulani-supporting <br />lowlife talking to each other and pretending you’ve hijacked this thread!!! <br />Ahahaha, watching you clowns is absolutely priceless to me! Keep<br /> dancing for me. This is absolutely too funny.<br /><br />Why are you even on this website, BLOG PIMP?<br /> BLOG PIMPS like you should be thrown out for good.<br /><br />Ooooooooooooooo, bumblegunner...good one! Did you have to ask <br />your mommy for help with that quip? Hahahaha, you blog pimp clown, you.<br /><br />I agree, bumblegunner. 50mm is definitely a retard who posts in<br /> his fur suit. This is the first smart post you’ve made. <br />I award you one gold star.<br /><br />Stop spamming this thread! I understand you have no job and no life, <br />but to waste our time with your spam is unpardonable! <br />Get outta here, you blog pimp, you.<br /><br />I’m willing to bet that you have a sexually transmitted disease right<br /> now, you pervert! Otherwise, how would you know what a “chancre”<br /> is, huh? You Romney-loving losers never cease to gross me out.<br /><br />And you’re sooooooooo dumb...that you took my bait hook, line,<br /> and sinker to actually tell me the obvious!! Hahahaha, you are <br />a total tool that I’m having a blast manipulating. Keep dancing for me.<br /><br />I agree. Bumblegunner will be banned soon. I can feel it. <br />Too much spam and pimping on FR. Agreed. Good call.<br /><br />There’s nothing cool about you. All you do is spread spam on FR <br />with repetitive posts that just contain the phrase “blog pimp,” <br />over and over again. You guys are truly Rudy Giuliani-loving imbeciles.<br /><br />I agree. One of the Mods is sure to ban paulycy for being a good-for-nothing<br /> blog pimp who’s abusing this site for clicks for his crappy website.<br /> Well said, 50mm, well said.<br /><br />Without me, FR will sink in quality in on time.<br /><br />Stop harassing me, you Pelosi-loving McCain supporter.<br /> Go back and be a shill for Mitt Romney some more!<br /><br />Examiner.com should get its lawyers to sue you for spreading virus lies about its site.<br /><br />Wow! That’s only the 1,022,393th time that you’ve posted that picture<br /> on FR and thus spammed the site yet again!<br /> You Romney-lovers really are retards.<br /><br />No one’s making fun of me. The majority of Freepers are simply in love with me.<br /> The only people who are hatefully attacking me are the four or five Nancy<br /> Pelosi-loving psychopaths on this thread, who love to spam threads<br /> with repetitive posts and pictures.<br /><br />You’re insane and intellectually dishonest. ANYONE who reads this thread <br />can see I’m owning everyone who dares post against me...because they’re<br /> just not as smart as I am.<br /><br />Why? YOU’RE the Islam-supporting Pelosi-lover who would stab Palin <br />in the back to vote for Mitt Romney...you disguting blog pimp, you.<br /><br />But I am...in TOTAL control. How do you explain the failure to hijack this<br /> thread...up to now? All that’s been happening is me successfully making<br /> fun of four or five fake conservatives who have no jobs and all the time<br /> in the world to thread-spam.<br /><br />Ooooooo...ooooooooo...scary...the ZOT? Hahahahahahaa! Ooooooooo, <br />the ZOT! I’m scared...oh, wow...ZOT...ZOT...ZOT...<br />Shaddup, you perverted Internet geek with your introverted and made-up language.<br /><br />Those quips that lack utter creativity are the last gasps of a desperate thread <br />spammer, realizing he’s been totally pwned by his superior on this thread.<br /> Yawn, you’re beginning to bore me, honestly.<br /><br />Case in point!!! All the fakers who have threatened an effective thread hijack<br /> have fled before me. I note that I am the first person ever in FR history to<br /> successfully repel and beat back an attempted thread hijack.<br />The score?<br />Suvroc10: 100,000,000...everyone else of the queens on this thread: a big fat 0.<br />It was too easy.<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">ZOT!</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-81338891430049863392011-02-26T15:50:00.003-06:002011-02-26T16:08:14.377-06:00Yet Another Pimp Gets The ZOT!!!<center><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/lightning" target="_blank" o="'0"><img src="http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e316/Soizic22/a%20smilie/eclaird.gif" border="0" /></a> <p></p><br /><br />Today, yet another blog pimp rode the lightning. <p><br /><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/huge" target="_blank" o="'1"><img src="http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj14/XxKillerEmoxX/lighting.jpg" border="0" /></a> <p><br /><br /><br /><br />The Free Republic thread on which his zotting occurred is no longer available, having been pulled when he was banned. Immediately before the thread was pulled, the pimp had posted a comment complaining to Jim Robinson (FR site owner) and the moderators about the pimp busters who had hijacked his thread. <p><br /><br />The pimp, fromhardt, will likely not be missed. <p> </center>Foozlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16277490876741756741noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-25243030659341183552011-02-20T05:23:00.000-06:002011-02-20T05:23:32.718-06:00OMG....the horrible TRUTH behind blog pimpshttp://www.zerohedge.com/article/government-and-big-business-are-gaming-social-media<br />
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They're black-ops gubmint plants!!!!<br />
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Aiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!Cold Djinnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14030058067364783463noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-71689448148418606232011-02-13T15:52:00.001-06:002011-02-13T15:54:21.410-06:00Valentine Blogpimp messageOn Valentine's day, the blogpimps wish to express their appreciation of all those who click on their blogs and help make their pimping lifestyle possible: <p><br /><br /><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/pimp valentine/jon4got2/PIMPVALENTINE.jpg?o=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i182/jon4got2/PIMPVALENTINE.jpg" border="0"></a> <p><br /><br />And to the pimpbusters, they just say, "Go away, creeps! I needs da money from ma hits!"Foozlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16277490876741756741noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-21345718126625269442011-02-04T04:30:00.000-06:002011-02-04T04:30:43.465-06:00Happy 63rd birthday<div style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><b>Alice Cooper!</b></span></div>Cold Djinnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14030058067364783463noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-44215662298330770722011-01-30T15:23:00.004-06:002011-01-30T15:37:54.763-06:00MORE COWBELL!!!!!!!<center> <img src ="http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn234/tt2times/bumper_bruce.jpg"> <p><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/cowbell/DskoTsvirus/COWBELL.gif?o=12" target="_blank"><img src="http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q233/DskoTsvirus/COWBELL.gif" border="0"></a> <p><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/cowbell/magnice50/cowbell.jpg?o=32" target="_blank"><img src="http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j230/magnice50/cowbell.jpg" border="0"></a> <p><br /><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/cowbell/laxman675/cowbell.jpg?o=198" target="_blank"><img src="http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h46/laxman675/cowbell.jpg" border="0"></a> <p><a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/cowbell lolcats/sexylilturtle/lolcats-24.jpg?o=0" target="_blank"><img src="http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg202/sexylilturtle/lolcats-24.jpg" border="0"></a><br /><br /></center>Foozlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16277490876741756741noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-53565224924379766402011-01-19T10:52:00.003-06:002011-01-19T11:09:16.844-06:00Desperate Bloggers Seek Extra HitsIn towns across the US, blog pimps desperately in need of blog hits have been taking their pimping beyond just the internet. They have taken to advertising their blogs anywhere they can. <p><br /><img src ="http://www.images-graphics-pics.com/signs/sign-generator/simple.aspx?color=darkorange&color2=black&watermark=&gradient=&spacing=&x=103&y=96&w=162&h=52&move=0&move2=&rotate=-.3&fontsize=19&text=Visit+My+BLOG%21%21%21&font=bigdots&allow=6088&pic=Highway-LED&align=Center&align2=Middle&transparency=255"> <p><br /><img src ="http://www.images-graphics-pics.com/signs/sign-generator/simple.aspx?color=blue&color2=gray&watermark=&gradient=&spacing=&x=136&y=97&w=184&h=84&move=0&move2=&rotate=.4&fontsize=16&text=Please+visit+my+blog%2E++I+need+hits%21%0D%0Ajoeshmosblog%2Ecom&font=handprint&allow=6088&pic=punk&align=Center&align2=Middle&transparency=255"> <p><br /><img src ="http://www.images-graphics-pics.com/signs/sign-generator/simple.aspx?color=red&color2=darkblue&watermark=&gradient=&spacing=&x=85&y=122&w=241&h=166&move=3&move2=&rotate=0&fontsize=16&text=Visit+my+blog+today%21%21%21%0D%0Amyawesomeblog%2Ecom&font=shot&allow=6088&pic=Woods&align=Center&align2=Middle&transparency=255"> <p><br /><br />Many citizens have become irked at this shameless blog promotion and have shown their disapproval in various ways. <p><br /><br /><img src ="http://www.images-graphics-pics.com/signs/sign-generator/simple.aspx?color=darkblue&color2=tan&watermark=&gradient=&spacing=&x=103&y=62&w=213&h=125&move=0&move2=&rotate=&fontsize=34&text=Stop+the+blog+pimping%21&font=homework&allow=6088&pic=Cardboard-Sign&align=Center&align2=Middle&transparency=255"> <p><br /><img src ="http://www.images-graphics-pics.com/signs/sign-generator/simple.aspx?color=black&color2=orange&watermark=&gradient=&spacing=&x=87&y=60&w=168&h=129&move=0&move2=&rotate=&fontsize=24&text=no+blog+pimping+here&font=signage&allow=6088&pic=Center-Lane&align=Center&align2=Middle&transparency=255"> <p><br /><img src ="http://www.images-graphics-pics.com/signs/sign-generator/simple.aspx?color=black&color2=darkred&watermark=&gradient=&spacing=&x=68&y=134&w=390&h=117&move=2&move2=-3&rotate=&fontsize=20&text=Thou+Shall+Not+Pimp+Thy+Blog%21&font=signage&allow=6088&pic=Church-Sign&align=Center&align2=Middle&transparency=255"> <p><br />However, many bloggers continue to publicly pimp their blogs in the hopes of getting a few extra hits.Foozlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16277490876741756741noreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-9406392312877854192011-01-09T17:37:00.002-06:002011-01-09T17:41:27.931-06:00More Blogpimp HumorIn April of 2010 that "humblegunner" character<br />posted this video made at xtranormal.com.<br />I doubt he made it himself.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.xtranormal.com/site_media/players/jwplayer.swf"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><param name="flashvars"value="height=390&width=480&file=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/cbde3a54-501d-11df-93f9-003048d69c21_19_standard_medium-flv.flv&image=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/cbde3a54-501d-11df-93f9-003048d69c21_19_standard_poster.jpg&link=http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6466315&searchbar=false&autostart=false"/><embed src="http://www.xtranormal.com/site_media/players/jwplayer.swf" width="480" height="390" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="height=390&width=480&file=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/cbde3a54-501d-11df-93f9-003048d69c21_19_standard_medium-flv.flv&image=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/cbde3a54-501d-11df-93f9-003048d69c21_19_standard_poster.jpg&link=http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6466315&searchbar=false&autostart=false"></embed></object><br /><br />More of these twisted videos are being unearthed.<br />This is simply an outrage!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-33375032602258674102011-01-07T11:23:00.002-06:002011-01-07T11:30:25.976-06:00Blog Pimp ComedySearching around on the intertubes I chanced<br />upon this humorous video made on Xtranormal,<br />the animated video site. It appears to have <br />been made by that "humblegunner" character<br />who gives the blogpimps such a hard time on <br />Free Republic.<br /><br /><object width="480" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.xtranormal.com/site_media/players/jwplayer.swf"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><param name="flashvars"value="height=390&width=480&file=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/3e8931ac-5bb9-11df-b9e6-003048d6740d_8_standard_medium-flv.flv&image=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/3e8931ac-5bb9-11df-b9e6-003048d6740d_8_standard_poster.jpg&link=http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6552067&searchbar=false&autostart=false"/><embed src="http://www.xtranormal.com/site_media/players/jwplayer.swf" width="480" height="390" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="height=390&width=480&file=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/3e8931ac-5bb9-11df-b9e6-003048d6740d_8_standard_medium-flv.flv&image=http://newvideos.xtranormal.com/standard/3e8931ac-5bb9-11df-b9e6-003048d6740d_8_standard_poster.jpg&link=http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6552067&searchbar=false&autostart=false"></embed></object><br /><br />I thought it was very funny, if perhaps a bit cruel. <br />There may be more videos from this source. <br /><br />Enjoy!<br /><br />~Warner Winkleheimer~Warner Winkleheimerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05211353642843857307noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-68275165587041646262011-01-05T08:52:00.002-06:002011-01-05T08:56:45.109-06:00Happy New Year!!!I just thought I'd take the opportunity to be the FIRST post on the blog for the year 2011! (So basically, this post is about nothing) :) <p> But I would like to wish everyone happy pimp hunting for this year!Foozlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16277490876741756741noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-70252087404491584802010-12-24T14:47:00.003-06:002010-12-24T14:53:44.972-06:00A Very Merry Pimpbuster's Christmas!You have all done an amazing job this year!<br />The pimps are on the run, on the defensive<br />and jumping at shadows. No doubt many are<br />suffering from incontinence and insomnia as<br />a result of all of our fine efforts.<br /><br />Those that remain, anyway... ;-)<br /><br />I wish you all a joyous and memorable Christmas<br />filled with family, cheer, fond memories and<br />no stinking excerpts!<br /><br />Here's to next year!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiFlP68S-7fzprOVXHAwors7JiOzsTok_HX447oIwbW5vQSFFp67A7isOU7-xOiPuqyePkddFtI-G1V4mnqYa0xiGElIZAazf-CnGTX-0zfzY9mUfJI0-zzyZL3x8UV-nPIn5HPV7CTHAD/s1600/BustersCard.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 371px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiFlP68S-7fzprOVXHAwors7JiOzsTok_HX447oIwbW5vQSFFp67A7isOU7-xOiPuqyePkddFtI-G1V4mnqYa0xiGElIZAazf-CnGTX-0zfzY9mUfJI0-zzyZL3x8UV-nPIn5HPV7CTHAD/s400/BustersCard.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554354600018273234" /></a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-21907975278815489832010-12-20T13:54:00.004-06:002010-12-20T15:53:24.688-06:00It's A Sad Day In The BlogosphereWe here at Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews<br />are deeply saddened to report that today an unspeakable<br />tragedy has occurred. This will put a damper on everyone's<br />Holiday spirits, I'll tell you what.<br /><br />Today the blogger queen <a href="http://www.freerepublic.com/~brittanypounders/">Brittany Pounders</a> has been banned from Free Republic.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.libertyjuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Brittany.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 249px; height: 420px;" src="http://www.libertyjuice.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Brittany.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />It appears that Brittany had to be corrected just a few times too<br />many by the moderation team. She had a bad habit of claiming credit<br />for videos she did not produce. Over and over and over.<br /><br />Several civic-minded folks on that forum went to great pains<br />to inform her of this error but alas, Brittany did not heed<br />these kind warnings and has "ridden the lightning". This <br />may be only a suspension, we would certainly like to see<br />Brittany return in a more compliant and duly chastised incarnation.<br /><br />Brittany can still be found on her blog, <a href="http://www.libertyjuice.com/">Liberty Juice.</a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiNXg3Ze0YMeJ6ehVxeBE2c6pIuRhY6oj-OTq6KqG_4zXaD0OL6llb2VWU1tQx1n7Tb0dUKhUwoBtfqV6udyixgDvs4y13_T_b2jvNU2IWYAH7w85RqxZOaibWSMh-KGc3xZTS5p5n43Co/s1600/britzot.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 194px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiNXg3Ze0YMeJ6ehVxeBE2c6pIuRhY6oj-OTq6KqG_4zXaD0OL6llb2VWU1tQx1n7Tb0dUKhUwoBtfqV6udyixgDvs4y13_T_b2jvNU2IWYAH7w85RqxZOaibWSMh-KGc3xZTS5p5n43Co/s400/britzot.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5552857536294735314" /></a><br /><br />Alas, Brittany.. we hardly knew ye.<br /><br />~Warner Winkleheimer~Warner Winkleheimerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05211353642843857307noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-54190383910066158322010-12-14T13:26:00.001-06:002010-12-14T13:39:16.951-06:00Shunned Blogger Turns To Fast Food, Gay SexAs we have learned, Mobile Vulgus, AKA Warner Todd Huston, <br />has been summarily banned from Free Republic. He's even<br />written a tearful and fact-bereft screed on his blog about it.<br /><a href="http://www.publiusforum.com/2010/12/13/why-is-free-republics-jim-robinson-attacking-conservative-bloggers/">(WHAT A SHOCKER!)</a><br /><br />While it has been long known by many that Mr. Vulgus is, shall<br />we say, a bit swishy and inclined to questionable activities<br />involving overweight men in rabbit suits, we now see him<br />drowning his sorrows in flame broiled burgers. A strong<br />personality, Mr. Vulgus likes to have it his way. Often.<br /><br />That's right, dear readers, Mr. Vulgus has taken up with <br />the notoriously creepy and openly gay Burger King.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2009/12/huston_burger_king2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 382px; height: 313px;" src="http://www.sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2009/12/huston_burger_king2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />Perhaps it was the condiments or the smell of flame broiled beef.<br />We know that the Burger King has his own brand of cologne.<br />Packed with pheromones, this cologne has brought better<br />men than Mr. Vulgus to their knees.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.whyfame.com/gossip/2008/december/24/burger_king_flamebroiled_meat_cologne_flies_off_the_shelves_main_9638.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 382px; height: 313px;" src="http://www.whyfame.com/gossip/2008/december/24/burger_king_flamebroiled_meat_cologne_flies_off_the_shelves_main_9638.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />It also appears that the Burger King is pleased with<br />this new alliance, as he has now introduced a new offering<br />in his restaurant chain in honor of Mr. Vulgus.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.newsfollowup.com/id/images_42/burger_king_try_acheesy_anus.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 382px; height: 313px;" src="http://www.newsfollowup.com/id/images_42/burger_king_try_acheesy_anus.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br />We here at libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews <br />wish them both happiness and peace, solace from tears and<br />plenty of fresh condiments.<br /><br />~Warner Winkleheimer~Warner Winkleheimerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05211353642843857307noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-86449338047129453922010-12-13T10:54:00.003-06:002010-12-13T11:45:03.580-06:00Zotted Blogpimp Mobile Vulgus Strikes Back With Blog PostMobile Vulgus, the zotted blogpimp, has written a <a href ="http://www.publiusforum.com/2010/12/13/why-is-free-republics-jim-robinson-attacking-conservative-bloggers/"> blog post </a> attacking FreeRepublic and Jim Robinson, falsely claiming they hate all conservative bloggers. <br />It seems he has not quit twisting the facts since he left.<br /><br />Here is the text of his blog post:<br /><br />Why Is Free Republic’s Jim Robinson Attacking Conservative Bloggers?<br />December 13, 2010 | Filed Under Conservatives, GOP, Republicans, Warner Todd Huston | <br /><br />-By Warner Todd Huston<br /><br />I hate it when conservatives attack each other, I have to say. The latest example of suicidal intra-conservative attacks is coming from Jim Robinson, the owner of the famed righty message board Free Republic. Sadly, Mr. Robinson has launched a campaign to harass and ultimately ban from his board all right leaning bloggers that try to post their items there.<br /><br />Over the last three months or so what many Freepers thought was a self appointed band of FR-police began appearing and attacking posts by bloggers. Several screen names have been used to attempt to harass bloggers into quitting the board. The campaign has been successful in several circumstances, driving some bloggers to quit the board. In other cases, when the campaign wasn’t successful in driving the blogger to quit, Robinson himself has stepped in to ban the bloggers from posting on FR.<br /><br />The sad thing is that none of these bloggers have been attacked and/or banned for the topics of their posts. All of these bloggers are good conservatives, none holding views which conservatives find antithetical to their ideology. These posters are not being attacked for what they posted but are being attacked for posting at all.<br /><br />Worse, Robinson has allowed these “blog police” attackers to engage in some of the worst behavior imaginable calling bloggers homosexuals, attacking them personally, and even turning a blind eye to these attackers taking their attacks off-site and onto the blogger’s sites, the bogger’s YouTube comments sections, and other places.<br /><br />Why Jim Robinson and his band of harassers have undertaken this anti-blogger crusade is hard to fathom and it pains me to even report this idiocy.<br /><br />These attacks start by the “blog police” constantly posting comment after comment telling the blogger that it is against the FR rules to post a few paragraphs of a blog post and a link to the rest of the post, a link that leads the FR member to the blogger’s blog. This link practice is not against the FR rules as the rules currently stand and is a common practice throughout the board. How these “blog police” have decided which blogger to attack is really impossible to determine because many are ignored while others are attacked by dozens of posts daily. There really isn’t any logic to the attacks.<br /><br />Most of these attacks are made by three or four FR screen names (the screen names humblegunner, DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis, eaker, and Larry Lucido seem to be the accounts often used to attack bloggers). They are made every day at all hours of the day and night and they are constant. It is a sustained campaign, not just a few honest FReepers that are unhappy with other’s actions.<br /><br />I myself was a victim of these attacks. For five years I had posted on FR without a single complaint by anyone. I have posted hundreds, if not thousands, of stories, many of them a result of my own first-hand reporting made in Washington D.C. and other places. After two months of “blog police” attacks, I was kicked off FR after five years of posting the exact same type of posts without incident.<br /><br />I am not the only one that has been kicked off FR. For one example, Anthony Martin of the Conservative Examiner was also summarily dismissed from the site despite a long history of posting on FR.<br /><br />Currently a whole raft of FReepers are being harassed by this band of cretins. All you have to do is search for the word “blog pimp” on FR and you’ll see dozens of such attacks all made by the same few names.<br /><br />And here is the shame of the whole affair. Every blogger that tries to defend themselves is told by Robinson that if they can’t “find a way to for posts to be acceptable to our readers” then the blogger should quit the board. And when the blogger refuses to quit, Robinson simple bans them.<br /><br />Robinson is expecting these Freepers to stay silent in the face of daily attacks of being called homosexuals, thieves, and bad faith Freepers. He is standing on the word of the “blog police” that the bloggers are not wanted on FR. The slightest attempt by a blogger to stand up for himself is used by Robinson as an excuse for a banning.<br /><br />But the problem here is that Robinson is not telling the truth at all. Each blogger on nearly every thread is being supported by FR readers. Many comments have been made telling the “blog police” that if THEY don’t like a blogger’s posts then they should not view them. So many, many FReepers are accepting of the blogger’s posts. Robinson is simply hiding behind a lie.<br /><br />The odd thing here is that Robinson, a man with a reputation of standing up for his convictions, is hiding behind fake screen names to push bloggers off his board. I mean, why all the skullduggery and subterfuge? He owns the board! All he has to do is change the rules to reflect what he wants and then enforce it. What could be easier than that?<br /><br />This strange disconnect is why I had at first thought that this “blog police” campaign was by an outside force, a left-wing force besetting Free Republic. I couldn’t imagine that Robinson would be so underhanded and weird on his own board. Turns out I couldn’t have been more wrong.<br /><br />It’s just all so strange.<br /><br />In any case, the facts seem to be that Jim Robinson is trying to eliminate all bloggers from his message board. Why he wants to silence the voice of countless conservatives on his board is simply impossible to understand. But, strange as it is, there you have it. Make of it what you will.<br /><br />The whole affair saddens me, to say the least.Foozlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16277490876741756741noreply@blogger.com44tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-52035128959505261932010-12-12T17:52:00.003-06:002010-12-12T17:55:40.376-06:00Blogpimp Apologist Gets ZOT!Things have not been going well for the blogpimps and their defenders lately. A blogpimp apologist troll, November 2010 got the zot today as seen on <a href ="http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2641326/posts"> this thread. </a> <p> <p><br /><center> <img src ="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a319/fladj11/Signs%20Pics%20and%20Sayings%202/ByeTombstone.jpg"> </center>Foozlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16277490876741756741noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-28427407922468511182010-12-09T17:36:00.002-06:002010-12-09T17:47:24.974-06:00It's been a bad few days for blogpimps.Actually a bad couple of weeks.<br />In some cases, I have sympathy. Growing up<br />beneath the powerlines has definite consequences.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://sirchumpsalot.unsquare.com/retard33.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 468px; height: 276px;" src="http://sirchumpsalot.unsquare.com/retard33.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br />Please feel free to post your recent examples<br />of blogpimps being bitch-slapped here.<br /><br />Personally, I've seen them beaten bloody<br />on Free Republic lately.. got smackage?<br /><br />There is this one feller over there named<br />"admin moderator" who has been thrashing<br />the pimps left and right. It's sad actually.<br /><br />Which pimps have been slapped the hardest?<br />Which ones have been smacked most often?<br />Which ones need to be smacked more?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-16829752185693671952010-12-08T03:40:00.002-06:002010-12-08T16:59:42.737-06:00What is best in life?<div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: large;"><i>To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the soft hissing of their deflating party dolls.</i> </span></div><br />
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I'm just sayin'........<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://file.walagata.com/w/the-salamander/conan_the_barbarian.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://file.walagata.com/w/the-salamander/conan_the_barbarian.jpg" width="237" /></a></div>Cold Djinnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14030058067364783463noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-77392726572112242612010-12-05T11:03:00.004-06:002010-12-05T14:20:00.119-06:00The Cornfield<div><div style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; ">I suspect that's where MV is now.</div><div style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><br /></div><div style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><br /></div><span style="font-family:Georgia,";">The horror.....<i><b>the</b></i></span><i style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; "><b> horror</b></i><span style="font-family:Georgia,";">!</span></div><div><br /></div><div><img src="http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6859/mvtwilightzone.gif" /><br /></div>Cold Djinnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14030058067364783463noreply@blogger.com54tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-23905271209900965582010-12-02T15:46:00.004-06:002010-12-03T09:08:42.058-06:00The Con in Cancun: UN Climate Change Summit Update(The Dean Of Bloggers TRANSLATED)<br /><br />This brilliant missive was originally posted <a href="http://www.publiusforum.com/2010/12/02/the-con-in-cancun-un-climate-change-summit-update/">HERE</a> at Puberty Forum.<br /><br />We here at Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews have utilized<br />our custom de-encryption technology to translate the real meanings and<br />"nuances" being imparted by our intrepid pal, Warner Tard Huston.<br /><br />Let's check it out:<br /><br />Translations are posted in <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">bold</span></b> text.<br /><br />_________________________________________________________________________________<br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">I am here in Cancun, Mexico investigating </span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(having a drunken sex tour)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> the U.N. Climate Change Conference to see what sort of </span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(little kids and skanky homos I can rent)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> wonderful solutions to save our very planet are being planned for all of us here in sunny Mexico. It’s always nice that we can come </span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(to shag unfortunates and cripples for ten bucks)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> to save the planet… at a nice resort hotel complex… on a beach… in a moderate clime… isn’t it?<br /><br />For those of you that are unaware of what this conference is about, this conference is </span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(for me to get really jiggy with hot latino guys)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> being called COP16/CMP6. That stands for -- prepare to doze off here -- the 16th edition of Conference of the Parties of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (COP) and the 6th Conference of the Parties serving as the meeting of the Parties to the Kyoto Protocol (CMP). Just like the UN to puff itself up </span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(I like to puff hot latinos after tequila)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> with grand sounding titles, isn’t it?<br /><br />And it’s a good thing we are here in time </span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(to see Julio in his shiny G-string)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> to save the earth, too. I mean what with thousands of delegates having </span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(tried to get hold of Julio, here he is in my room!)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> winged their way here on private jets and as they drive themselves about in fleets of armored SUVs, as well as the hundreds if not a thousand or more Agentes Policiacos Federales and military personnel driving about in trucks toting </span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(varied sex toys I'm quite interested in)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> machine guns and armored vests to keep us all safe from </span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(AIDS)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> drug cartels, why it’s about the nick of time that we are here to save the planet<br /><br />After a thankfully uneventful flight </span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(I got groped by a big black guy!)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> from Chicago to Cancun, Mexico I settled in at the beautiful CasaMagna Marriott in a nice room </span><span style="font-weight:bold;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;">(My cabana boy is named Marcos and WHAT AN ASS!)</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"> with a view of the ocean. It was overcast and drab on Wednesday, but Thursday came bright and sunny with a cooling wind<br /><br />___________________________________________________________________________<br /><br />We dare not continue in the interest of good taste, assuming<br />we have not already crossed that line. It's just.. too bloggy.<br /><br />Have fun, Mr. Vulgus. We wish you well.<br /><br />~Warner Winkleheimer~</span>Warner Winkleheimerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05211353642843857307noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-27662483243296051322010-12-01T12:36:00.008-06:002010-12-01T12:48:58.269-06:00"Dean Of Bloggers" Goes Abroad!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfC4EoDhxDv25zf-cjxlQA6G3NzXgIo0Ef0HK7IxZvb9LnqIJBlGYlkJVTfEsbHKkBXXldW6XTkZGikJmda1YTXYdGrw1xG_T0Eph1IwxBnVKp31agJas4d34wpz4YAidS02KJIT8R8cb5/s1600/MOBYHEADER.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 91px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfC4EoDhxDv25zf-cjxlQA6G3NzXgIo0Ef0HK7IxZvb9LnqIJBlGYlkJVTfEsbHKkBXXldW6XTkZGikJmda1YTXYdGrw1xG_T0Eph1IwxBnVKp31agJas4d34wpz4YAidS02KJIT8R8cb5/s400/MOBYHEADER.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545785727329861970" /></a><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYD43wQDkJY-Ise8iagphQGT3SETo9-p3WGndyUg49bquHKAK8rOd5Apz7jw_saRbM0UHLmDG2HQHgDSgEUbcrKmgc0LidcbGlzHAJ3Ux98Q60caAuMvAurKrq8k1Z4e6VT3IDZ0XUyfQN/s1600/mobycancun.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 108px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYD43wQDkJY-Ise8iagphQGT3SETo9-p3WGndyUg49bquHKAK8rOd5Apz7jw_saRbM0UHLmDG2HQHgDSgEUbcrKmgc0LidcbGlzHAJ3Ux98Q60caAuMvAurKrq8k1Z4e6VT3IDZ0XUyfQN/s400/mobycancun.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545785461530732178" /></a><br /><br />Yesterday it was announced by Mobile Vulgus himself<br />that he will be blogging remotely from beautiful <br />and sunny CANCUN MEXICO! This will be a working<br />trip for Mr. Vulgus, and here we proudly present<br />a partial synopsis of his busy itinerary:<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsb3Q038BxHoygthE08zPx3wSGolyJ3Q5_I4-4QbPGWNlep6ruYDdxRgYdxAceAZaRxICt3vQdIRfb5-kjwAxT35xWbQs3_VyZx0O7PK7EfR4pbq-at0oqYUlwcDultSJWPqgxTBJrF6dt/s1600/MOBYPIC1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 368px; height: 323px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsb3Q038BxHoygthE08zPx3wSGolyJ3Q5_I4-4QbPGWNlep6ruYDdxRgYdxAceAZaRxICt3vQdIRfb5-kjwAxT35xWbQs3_VyZx0O7PK7EfR4pbq-at0oqYUlwcDultSJWPqgxTBJrF6dt/s400/MOBYPIC1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545785994922821506" /></a><br /><br />Mr. Vulgus has expressed a desire to remain mostly<br />in bars or in his hotel room, the scamp!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV1tFClUWr3EWFq-Lya3yljp2U_SkseAPi9_pH0owhQaimRCWHahX5x4qrszij4FJlBZvcTxLey1dpyc9XJU86ZHCMqTWYgaRTt5a2gM5HZIuaJvuczqvEJShkcja0u7RFAD5yGAbqzsnH/s1600/mobycancun2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 158px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV1tFClUWr3EWFq-Lya3yljp2U_SkseAPi9_pH0owhQaimRCWHahX5x4qrszij4FJlBZvcTxLey1dpyc9XJU86ZHCMqTWYgaRTt5a2gM5HZIuaJvuczqvEJShkcja0u7RFAD5yGAbqzsnH/s400/mobycancun2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545786357409238738" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitae1t-gFWYTXp57PyXZOvCxIkM-gUjMSGgXoyT7qH89v83jFVeCL3IuuCOwmBGGI1WLVxj2RL9nIOrpVuFaP536YM3-2TBIn7QMof000qj9Wqh9SZyAz2b65t12AaXuJOIsZyEu725PK7/s1600/MOBYPIC2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 335px; height: 325px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitae1t-gFWYTXp57PyXZOvCxIkM-gUjMSGgXoyT7qH89v83jFVeCL3IuuCOwmBGGI1WLVxj2RL9nIOrpVuFaP536YM3-2TBIn7QMof000qj9Wqh9SZyAz2b65t12AaXuJOIsZyEu725PK7/s400/MOBYPIC2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545786493848824642" /></a><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnFG8Fq9fxEmbRe6iEsWHZN2YcyAnthcoxV4G_DuXJNb-2VA-w_K8PAZgf0TS5EHBK3068lTFzpwV5ZFW1aNIm1f2op0yzmohmNKSWrAmuOglyTs1Ky7R7BAmSj01uUmqiivotabhItkF3/s1600/MOBYPIC3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 360px; height: 303px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnFG8Fq9fxEmbRe6iEsWHZN2YcyAnthcoxV4G_DuXJNb-2VA-w_K8PAZgf0TS5EHBK3068lTFzpwV5ZFW1aNIm1f2op0yzmohmNKSWrAmuOglyTs1Ky7R7BAmSj01uUmqiivotabhItkF3/s400/MOBYPIC3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545786716724463858" /></a><br /><br /><br />More of the exciting activities Mr. Vulgus might<br />enjoy can be found at <a href="http://arcoiris.8m.net/custom.html">THIS LINK.</a><br /><br />We certainly wish Mr. Vulgus a happy frolic in<br />this tropical paradise and hope he returns relaxed<br />and healthy. Blog on, Blogger! <br /><br />~Warner Winkleheimer~Warner Winkleheimerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05211353642843857307noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2718416575166566417.post-76042363946175176302010-11-30T11:26:00.004-06:002010-11-30T11:42:15.236-06:00ADVERTISEMENT:<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicqoZ4FGj224-UbmAwBUQYXGClIlIWeKVhEIQ3aB1rcWQ2JyaOsWWJ3i72X6bz69HmtdN8p67_hEir5J2aMSK2m04FZdFZBfwmG8qurE0AFg8uh5Zwq3qrlALl_SAkv3i0fJSa7g_uEqa_/s1600/BLOGGER.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 327px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicqoZ4FGj224-UbmAwBUQYXGClIlIWeKVhEIQ3aB1rcWQ2JyaOsWWJ3i72X6bz69HmtdN8p67_hEir5J2aMSK2m04FZdFZBfwmG8qurE0AFg8uh5Zwq3qrlALl_SAkv3i0fJSa7g_uEqa_/s400/BLOGGER.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5545395766218216882" /></a><br /><br />Yes, <span style="font-weight:bold;">YOU TOO</span> can get in on the greatest tool for generating<br />esteem, respect and yes even a few dollars for your trouble!<br /><br />START YOUR OWN BLOG TODAY! 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