Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Angst, Strikes, Whining & What Can Be Done

In late 2007, a crisis was brewing. A crisis of worldwide and
potentially Earth-shattering proportions. The majority of bloggers
on Wordpress.. six in total.. united in dissatisfaction over the
compensation they were afforded by Wordpress. They decided to strike.



As you can see, this strike affected the flow of information
globally. This wasn't trivial by any means, the information
that was failing to flow was critical on many fronts and clearly
of vital importance to people across the globe. Doom was nigh.

These dissatisfied bloggers, united in their righteous outrage,
bonded together in a special way and eventually managed to have
their grievances heard before a special UN council empowered to
regulate and control blogging compensation worldwide.

This was a huge victory for the blogging community!



As a result of this historic meeting the Federated United Council of Blogging Officials, Yiff!(FUCBOY)
was able to define and codify the pay-per-hit ratio for bloggers worldwide.

Few other legislations in history have had such far-reaching consequences.
As a blogger, I am thankful daily that FUCBOY was able to secure for me a few pennies per hit.

Thank you, FUCBOY.

5 comments:

  1. Those pennies per hit do add up, don't they? If they didn't, there wouldn't be thousands upon thousands of blogpimps posting crappy blog excerpts daily on sites like Free Republic and to try to lure gullible readers to their crappy blog sites.

    I mean, who the hell finds a blog like hapblog interesting:

    http://www.hapblog.com/

    Get serious. It's sole purpose is to rip off the work of others, confuse readers into thinking it's tied somehow to HotAir.com and spam web sites with useless crap.

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  2. Hapblog benefits from the FUCBOY accord.
    Statistically 93% of bloggers are on that pay scale.

    Hapblog is essentially in bed with FUCBOY.

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  3. I don't know where I am.

    Would somebody please come and find me?

    [and FUCBOY sucks, btw]

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  4. George Soros is hiring. He pays better.

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