November 19, 2010
A local blogger was taken into custody overnight after a series of incidents beginning with a police investigation regarding charges of illegal possession of drugs.
Responding to a number of reports, police descended upon the residence of Moby Vulgar and found 97 marijuana plants on the back porch. Further investigation revealed more marijuana drying in the basement computer room, 20 pounds of cocaine in the bedroom, and a meth lab in the garage. Mr. Vulgar, who was found wearing a fur suit, claimed he needed the drugs as mental stimulants for writing blog articles, including his upcoming piece on giant squids eating Japan. Mr. Vulgar, who appeared to be under the influence at the time, resisted arrest and allegedly bit several officers before being tasered.
While being led away, Mr. Vulgar screamed vile obscenities and spat at the police officers, claiming they were in the pay of a Mr. George Soros. He also threatened to create a blog about the injustice of his arrest. This, however, will likely have to wait until he has finished serving his time in jail.
This is horrible! How will we fight the bad guys without Muddy?
ReplyDeleteThere will be doom and gloom over at FR, I'm sure. He has tens of followers who hang on his every blog word. Let's pray for his speedy release from jail.
Yes, it is terrible isn't it? ;)
ReplyDeleteI feel sooooooo bad for him...
This makes Cold Djin furry, furry sad.
ReplyDeleteOh, dear. I shall have terrible withdrawal symptoms if I must be deprived of this ever so furry blog.
ReplyDeleteWhere shall I get my fur fix now?
What shall become of me?
Let's hope that this incident is the catalyst needed for him (?) to get the help he so obviously needs.
ReplyDeleteAre you saying I need help you SOROS FUNDED TROLL?!? I HATE you and your f*^$!#& blog! Go to h&%# jerk!
ReplyDelete"Are you saying I need help you SOROS FUNDED TROLL?!? I HATE you and your f*^$!#& blog! Go to h&%# jerk!"
ReplyDeleteTypical left wing tactic.
Project, deflect, deny.
Mighty Vulgar is obviously the real lefty plant.
His mission is to bankrupt Mr Robinson by sucking up his bandwidth under the guise of whoring for penny clicks.
Commie blog vampire.