Friday, December 24, 2010

A Very Merry Pimpbuster's Christmas!

You have all done an amazing job this year!
The pimps are on the run, on the defensive
and jumping at shadows. No doubt many are
suffering from incontinence and insomnia as
a result of all of our fine efforts.

Those that remain, anyway... ;-)

I wish you all a joyous and memorable Christmas
filled with family, cheer, fond memories and
no stinking excerpts!

Here's to next year!

Monday, December 20, 2010

It's A Sad Day In The Blogosphere

We here at Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews
are deeply saddened to report that today an unspeakable
tragedy has occurred. This will put a damper on everyone's
Holiday spirits, I'll tell you what.

Today the blogger queen Brittany Pounders has been banned from Free Republic.



It appears that Brittany had to be corrected just a few times too
many by the moderation team. She had a bad habit of claiming credit
for videos she did not produce. Over and over and over.

Several civic-minded folks on that forum went to great pains
to inform her of this error but alas, Brittany did not heed
these kind warnings and has "ridden the lightning". This
may be only a suspension, we would certainly like to see
Brittany return in a more compliant and duly chastised incarnation.

Brittany can still be found on her blog, Liberty Juice.



Alas, Brittany.. we hardly knew ye.

~Warner Winkleheimer~

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Shunned Blogger Turns To Fast Food, Gay Sex

As we have learned, Mobile Vulgus, AKA Warner Todd Huston,
has been summarily banned from Free Republic. He's even
written a tearful and fact-bereft screed on his blog about it.
(WHAT A SHOCKER!)

While it has been long known by many that Mr. Vulgus is, shall
we say, a bit swishy and inclined to questionable activities
involving overweight men in rabbit suits, we now see him
drowning his sorrows in flame broiled burgers. A strong
personality, Mr. Vulgus likes to have it his way. Often.

That's right, dear readers, Mr. Vulgus has taken up with
the notoriously creepy and openly gay Burger King.



Perhaps it was the condiments or the smell of flame broiled beef.
We know that the Burger King has his own brand of cologne.
Packed with pheromones, this cologne has brought better
men than Mr. Vulgus to their knees.



It also appears that the Burger King is pleased with
this new alliance, as he has now introduced a new offering
in his restaurant chain in honor of Mr. Vulgus.



We here at libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews
wish them both happiness and peace, solace from tears and
plenty of fresh condiments.

~Warner Winkleheimer~

Monday, December 13, 2010

Zotted Blogpimp Mobile Vulgus Strikes Back With Blog Post

Mobile Vulgus, the zotted blogpimp, has written a blog post attacking FreeRepublic and Jim Robinson, falsely claiming they hate all conservative bloggers.
It seems he has not quit twisting the facts since he left.

Here is the text of his blog post:

Why Is Free Republic’s Jim Robinson Attacking Conservative Bloggers?
December 13, 2010 | Filed Under Conservatives, GOP, Republicans, Warner Todd Huston |

-By Warner Todd Huston

I hate it when conservatives attack each other, I have to say. The latest example of suicidal intra-conservative attacks is coming from Jim Robinson, the owner of the famed righty message board Free Republic. Sadly, Mr. Robinson has launched a campaign to harass and ultimately ban from his board all right leaning bloggers that try to post their items there.

Over the last three months or so what many Freepers thought was a self appointed band of FR-police began appearing and attacking posts by bloggers. Several screen names have been used to attempt to harass bloggers into quitting the board. The campaign has been successful in several circumstances, driving some bloggers to quit the board. In other cases, when the campaign wasn’t successful in driving the blogger to quit, Robinson himself has stepped in to ban the bloggers from posting on FR.

The sad thing is that none of these bloggers have been attacked and/or banned for the topics of their posts. All of these bloggers are good conservatives, none holding views which conservatives find antithetical to their ideology. These posters are not being attacked for what they posted but are being attacked for posting at all.

Worse, Robinson has allowed these “blog police” attackers to engage in some of the worst behavior imaginable calling bloggers homosexuals, attacking them personally, and even turning a blind eye to these attackers taking their attacks off-site and onto the blogger’s sites, the bogger’s YouTube comments sections, and other places.

Why Jim Robinson and his band of harassers have undertaken this anti-blogger crusade is hard to fathom and it pains me to even report this idiocy.

These attacks start by the “blog police” constantly posting comment after comment telling the blogger that it is against the FR rules to post a few paragraphs of a blog post and a link to the rest of the post, a link that leads the FR member to the blogger’s blog. This link practice is not against the FR rules as the rules currently stand and is a common practice throughout the board. How these “blog police” have decided which blogger to attack is really impossible to determine because many are ignored while others are attacked by dozens of posts daily. There really isn’t any logic to the attacks.

Most of these attacks are made by three or four FR screen names (the screen names humblegunner, DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis, eaker, and Larry Lucido seem to be the accounts often used to attack bloggers). They are made every day at all hours of the day and night and they are constant. It is a sustained campaign, not just a few honest FReepers that are unhappy with other’s actions.

I myself was a victim of these attacks. For five years I had posted on FR without a single complaint by anyone. I have posted hundreds, if not thousands, of stories, many of them a result of my own first-hand reporting made in Washington D.C. and other places. After two months of “blog police” attacks, I was kicked off FR after five years of posting the exact same type of posts without incident.

I am not the only one that has been kicked off FR. For one example, Anthony Martin of the Conservative Examiner was also summarily dismissed from the site despite a long history of posting on FR.

Currently a whole raft of FReepers are being harassed by this band of cretins. All you have to do is search for the word “blog pimp” on FR and you’ll see dozens of such attacks all made by the same few names.

And here is the shame of the whole affair. Every blogger that tries to defend themselves is told by Robinson that if they can’t “find a way to for posts to be acceptable to our readers” then the blogger should quit the board. And when the blogger refuses to quit, Robinson simple bans them.

Robinson is expecting these Freepers to stay silent in the face of daily attacks of being called homosexuals, thieves, and bad faith Freepers. He is standing on the word of the “blog police” that the bloggers are not wanted on FR. The slightest attempt by a blogger to stand up for himself is used by Robinson as an excuse for a banning.

But the problem here is that Robinson is not telling the truth at all. Each blogger on nearly every thread is being supported by FR readers. Many comments have been made telling the “blog police” that if THEY don’t like a blogger’s posts then they should not view them. So many, many FReepers are accepting of the blogger’s posts. Robinson is simply hiding behind a lie.

The odd thing here is that Robinson, a man with a reputation of standing up for his convictions, is hiding behind fake screen names to push bloggers off his board. I mean, why all the skullduggery and subterfuge? He owns the board! All he has to do is change the rules to reflect what he wants and then enforce it. What could be easier than that?

This strange disconnect is why I had at first thought that this “blog police” campaign was by an outside force, a left-wing force besetting Free Republic. I couldn’t imagine that Robinson would be so underhanded and weird on his own board. Turns out I couldn’t have been more wrong.

It’s just all so strange.

In any case, the facts seem to be that Jim Robinson is trying to eliminate all bloggers from his message board. Why he wants to silence the voice of countless conservatives on his board is simply impossible to understand. But, strange as it is, there you have it. Make of it what you will.

The whole affair saddens me, to say the least.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Blogpimp Apologist Gets ZOT!

Things have not been going well for the blogpimps and their defenders lately. A blogpimp apologist troll, November 2010 got the zot today as seen on this thread.


Thursday, December 9, 2010

It's been a bad few days for blogpimps.

Actually a bad couple of weeks.
In some cases, I have sympathy. Growing up
beneath the powerlines has definite consequences.





Please feel free to post your recent examples
of blogpimps being bitch-slapped here.

Personally, I've seen them beaten bloody
on Free Republic lately.. got smackage?

There is this one feller over there named
"admin moderator" who has been thrashing
the pimps left and right. It's sad actually.

Which pimps have been slapped the hardest?
Which ones have been smacked most often?
Which ones need to be smacked more?

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

What is best in life?

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the soft hissing of their deflating party dolls. 


I'm just sayin'........

Sunday, December 5, 2010

Thursday, December 2, 2010

The Con in Cancun: UN Climate Change Summit Update

(The Dean Of Bloggers TRANSLATED)

This brilliant missive was originally posted HERE at Puberty Forum.

We here at Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews have utilized
our custom de-encryption technology to translate the real meanings and
"nuances" being imparted by our intrepid pal, Warner Tard Huston.

Let's check it out:

Translations are posted in bold text.

_________________________________________________________________________________

I am here in Cancun, Mexico investigating (having a drunken sex tour) the U.N. Climate Change Conference to see what sort of (little kids and skanky homos I can rent) wonderful solutions to save our very planet are being planned for all of us here in sunny Mexico. It’s always nice that we can come (to shag unfortunates and cripples for ten bucks) to save the planet… at a nice resort hotel complex… on a beach… in a moderate clime… isn’t it?

For those of you that are unaware of what this conference is about, this conference is
(for me to get really jiggy with hot latino guys) being called COP16/CMP6. That stands for -- prepare to doze off here -- the 16th edition of Conference of the Parties of the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (COP) and the 6th Conference of the Parties serving as the meeting of the Parties to the Kyoto Protocol (CMP). Just like the UN to puff itself up (I like to puff hot latinos after tequila) with grand sounding titles, isn’t it?

And it’s a good thing we are here in time
(to see Julio in his shiny G-string) to save the earth, too. I mean what with thousands of delegates having (tried to get hold of Julio, here he is in my room!) winged their way here on private jets and as they drive themselves about in fleets of armored SUVs, as well as the hundreds if not a thousand or more Agentes Policiacos Federales and military personnel driving about in trucks toting (varied sex toys I'm quite interested in) machine guns and armored vests to keep us all safe from (AIDS) drug cartels, why it’s about the nick of time that we are here to save the planet

After a thankfully uneventful flight
(I got groped by a big black guy!) from Chicago to Cancun, Mexico I settled in at the beautiful CasaMagna Marriott in a nice room (My cabana boy is named Marcos and WHAT AN ASS!) with a view of the ocean. It was overcast and drab on Wednesday, but Thursday came bright and sunny with a cooling wind

___________________________________________________________________________

We dare not continue in the interest of good taste, assuming
we have not already crossed that line. It's just.. too bloggy.

Have fun, Mr. Vulgus. We wish you well.

~Warner Winkleheimer~

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

"Dean Of Bloggers" Goes Abroad!






Yesterday it was announced by Mobile Vulgus himself
that he will be blogging remotely from beautiful
and sunny CANCUN MEXICO! This will be a working
trip for Mr. Vulgus, and here we proudly present
a partial synopsis of his busy itinerary:



Mr. Vulgus has expressed a desire to remain mostly
in bars or in his hotel room, the scamp!








More of the exciting activities Mr. Vulgus might
enjoy can be found at THIS LINK.

We certainly wish Mr. Vulgus a happy frolic in
this tropical paradise and hope he returns relaxed
and healthy. Blog on, Blogger!

~Warner Winkleheimer~

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

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Monday, November 29, 2010

Let The Pimp Speak!

I found this floating around some questionable areas of the intertubes..
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I AM WARNER TODD HUSTON.
I am the DEAN OF BLOGGING.

You would all be well advised NOT to mess with me, you jerks.




I am a RESPECTED BLOGGER and a REAL WRITER.
I write all over the place and am a proud member of the
NEW MEDIA.



You may try to chase me about with your fake screen names
and fake outhouses of flame, but it matters not at all to me.


Rare Footage of Blogger's Formative Years

In this very raw video we gain insight about the
early years of "The Dean of Blogging" Mobile Vulgus.



It's amazing that this obviously troubled and challenged
youth could overcome so many obstacles in life and emerge
as the fine blogger we know today.

Interesting, he has managed to retain some of the better
traits we see in the video and shape them to meet his
ends in the cut-throat blogging world.

We salute you, Mr. Vulgus.

~Warner Winklheimer~

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Hate mail.. we get hate mail

Oddly enough, folks who make simple, polite and easily addressed
requests are sometimes villified and are not well liked by some blogpimps.

Here we at Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews have
gotten via U.S. Government net-tapping systems a record of private
messages sent to an unknown person by a notorious blogpimp.

This serves to underline the degree to which blogpimps are bothered
and made unstable by the simplest of easy & obvious questions:

"Why not just post it here"


The following THREAD on Free Republic is the source of all the squirming:







Islamic-World.net~ Teen Training Course
From Islaminaction | 11/24/2010 1:56:43 PM PST read

LOL! Intelligence at is finest, go have another drink.

_______________________________________________


Islamic-World.net~ Teen Training Course
From Islaminaction | 11/24/2010 1:51:02 PM PST replied

ROFL! Once again you show your intelligence, and maturity level. I am sure your personality wins a lot of people over to your point of view.

Guess what.....you don’t make the rules. lol!

_______________________________________________

Islamic-World.net~ Teen Training Course
From Islaminaction | 11/24/2010 1:41:27 PM PST replied

Nope, like I said I told you over and over already. But like the child you are, you cannot see past your point of view.


_______________________________________________


Islamic-World.net~ Teen Training Course
From Islaminaction | 11/24/2010 1:34:27 PM PST read

You and your friend are also liars, because this is NOT about what you consider “blog pimping”, the proof is that there are PLENTY of blogs you do not bother with. This is some sick obsession you have with me.

You polite? Lol! You are in denial.

_______________________________________________


Islamic-World.net~ Teen Training Course
From Islaminaction | 11/24/2010 1:31:40 PM PST replied

I am not pissed, I am sitting here laughing at how pathetic you are.

I have told you over and over why I post excerpt, but you do not care. Because want to have the same conversation over and over, because this is the only kind of attention you can get. And this is obviously the only place in life you can feel you assert some kind of authority on life. Even though I will not listen to you.

I know nothing changes, you have obviously been pathetic for a long time now.

_______________________________________________


Islamic-World.net~ Teen Training Course
From Islaminaction | 11/24/2010 12:48:55 PM PST replied

ROFL! The same stupidity from you EVERYDAY. You are the absolute loser of FR, and I have received close to 20 emails here stating the same thing. You are a joke.

_______________________________________________





Imagine.. this much objection to a polite question.
It is curious.

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Pimping my blog

It's a blog about nothing.

http://colddjinn.blogspot.com/

Feel free to abuse it.

[and wear dark glasses....you were warned]

Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews: I like pie

Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews: I like pie: "Peach mostly but apple and pumpkin are okay, too. I hate Shoofly pie. Are there any pie blogs I can join?"

I like pie

Peach mostly but apple and pumpkin are okay, too.

I hate Shoofly pie.

Are there any pie blogs I can join?

Monday, November 22, 2010

Insane Blogger Smacked In The Face

Recently we brought to your attention a rambling screed posted
on the excellent and popular site FREE REPUBLIC by a blogger
who had apparently lost all touch with reality and vented his lunacy
for all to see on that site. This was one of our most popular blog
posts and has been viewed and copied worldwide due to it's most
excellent comedic value. We now present a follow up story to that posting.

On THIS THREAD posted on the outstanding forum Free Republic,
this imbalanced and questionable blogger finally attracted the
notice of Jim Robinson, the site's owner and all-around good guy.

Mr. Robinson found it needful to post the following to the delusional blogger:





We here at Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews felt
it our duty to provide a follow-up to this story as it reflects
directly on the sad and sorry state of some of the contributors
to the blogosphere. Unfortunate and sad that folks of this caliber,
namely MOBILE VULGUS, are allowed to spew their lunacy and paranoia.

We tip our hat to Mr. Robinson who has both smacked this lunatic
square in the face and told him to shut the hell up about his
idiotic assertions that "Soros-funded hit teams" are after him.



~Warner Winkleheimer~

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Miserable Vagrant is an.....

...Illuminati/Bilderberger operative.

I have proof but cannot show it publicly lest I be murdered or "just disappear" completely.

You read it here first.

[it's on the interwebs so it's gotta be true]

The best thing abut this blog is....

...it allows everyone to see for themselves what a vicious psychopath MV really is.

With no mods to censor him, he feels free to spit his evil vitriol at will.

[alas, poor Will, we'll miss him terribly]

Keep posting your vulgarity and death wishes, Miserable Venom.

Let the world see what you're really like.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Blogger Goes Insane, Posts Lunatic Rant!

On the wildly popular conservative site FREE REPUBLIC a perennially troubled
blogger "MOBILE VULGUS" has apparently cracked and run completely off the rails.

Responding to apparent pressure for him to post his content in full
on Free Republic, the troubled and somewhat unhinged blogger had this to say:

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Blog Police Creeps Are George Soros Plants
Vanity | 11/19/10 | Warner Todd Huston

Posted on Friday, November 19, 2010 11:54:46 AM by Mobile Vulgus

Blog Police Creeps Are George Soros Plants

For at least a month now a crew of three or four screen names here on Free Republic have been used to spam post after post all across the board. They have decided that they are Free Republic's police, they think they speak for the whole board, and have been attempting to drive people off this site. But are they real FReepers? Or are they something else?

It is pretty clear that they are being paid to do this by a George Soros-styled, left wing organization to spam FR, attack posters, and attempt to destroy this board.

If you haven't noticed these attacks (and they're hard to miss) these three or four posters swarm any post they don't like attempting to drive the original thread posters off FR. Additionally, when any other FReeper stands up for the original post these three or four screen names are used to attack those FReepers that dare oppose them. They call their attacks a "blogpimp" attack. Anyone that posts from a blog is targeted for destruction by these "people."

Do these just three or four screen names belong to real FReepers that think they know better than everyone else and imagine that they speak for everyone? Or are they something more nefarious? Are they really, in fact, a left-wing, astroturf effort meant to disrupt Free Republic?

Let's take a look at the methods of these screen names to see that their efforts are a perfect example of leftists methods…

Long-Term Plans
One of the many methods of these infiltrating leftists is to set up a screen name, use it for a while in a way that makes it seem as if the screen name is a normal poster. And then, ultimately, use the screen name for their actual purpose -- disrupting the board. This has happened on many other sites. It is a long-term project that these leftists engage.

Attack Times
The same three or four names pop up at all hours of the day or night. It's as if there is really a whole crew of people constantly monitoring FR for a post they can attack. It is a bit hard to believe that a real FReeper could be online ready to attack at 7AM, Noon, 9AM, 9PM, AND 1AM. But these screen names are used to attack at all hours of the day. It is easy to suspect that these three or four screen names are being used by multiple people in an organized campaign and we know the left has paid for crews that do this all across the Internet. The left posts fake messages on thousands of different websites a day and we here know for a fact that some of these leftists try their hardest to disrupt FR.

A Series of Lies
Like true leftists they employ always changing accusations of why the posts they are attacking is what they claim is a bad post. One minute they are claiming that an original post is "making money" off FReepers. Then when that is proven wrong they claim that the original post is "stealing" content from others and not original material. Then when that is proven wrong they suddenly find that their complaint is that the original post is asking FReepers to click offsite to see more information. Next they begin claiming that FR rules have been violated when they clearly haven't been. It is clear that there is no satisfying them because their complaints change nearly every day. Of course, the reason their complaints are ever changing is because they don't care about the complaints, they care about disrupting FR.

Name Calling, Attacking Others
Another example of the leftist methods of these screen names is abusive attacks, name calling, and belligerent behavior. These attackers have called FReepers vile names (especially "homosexuals") when they are opposed. They swarm any supporter of the original thread they are attacking and also follow them to other entries on FR to attack them there, too. This is typical leftist, thug behavior.

The Goal
One of the things these left-wing infiltrators claim is that they only want bloggers to post an entire post in FR and to stop FR members from clicking to blogs. But the real goal is to drive bloggers off FR in order to stop bloggers from talking to each other and to isolate conservatives apart from each other, stopping coordination and "fellowship," if you will. They want bloggers cut out of the major influence they've gained in this New Media era.

Yes, there is a whole lot going on here that should outrage an honest FReeper.

-They claim that FR rules are being broken. This is obviously a lie because the moderators have made no attempt to stop the sort of posts that these fake screen names are being used to attack. If the mods have made no attempt to stop these original posts, it is obvious no rules are being broken.

-These fake screen names have been used off FR, too. For instance one of the fake screen names was used to attack me and name call in the comments of my own YouTube channel. I had to delete the vile comments attributed to this screen name. So it is clear that these names are being used to attack other sites, too.

-These names have been used to attack posts put in the FR blog section. Yes, paradoxically this organized attack against posts from blogs is going on IN THE FR BLOG SECTION! Clearly they don't care about truth or honesty. Attacking postings from blogs in the very section in which they are supposed to be posted is illogical, but it is a good way to disrupt the board.

-Even when they are directly told by multiple FReepers that their actions are not wanted they then step up the attacks by creating oversized images and posing dozens of times in a thread.

-Also as they've been told by dozens of FReepers that their actions are not wanted and even as their complaints have been ignored by the mods they continue day in and day out to initiate these attacks. Clearly this is a whole program as any normal poster would have tired of this campaign after a month of their complaints being ignored by the mods. Who would put so much efort and time into such an organized attack without being paid?


In the end it is obviously all a left-wing , paid for campaign because of the persistence. After all, a normal, real poster if he didn't like a particular sort of thread would simply not click on them and read them. A normal person would avoid such a thread. But these fake screen names swarm every post they claim not to like, they do so dozens of times a day, they do so all together, and they do so multiple times on every post. THAT is an organized campaign, not just an honest poster miffed at another FReeper for posting something e doesn't like.

One guy obsessing about an issue is one thing. We all see one guy here and there that does this. But a whole crew of such obsessors? Hardly seems real, does it? No, it all smacks of an organized, left-wing, paid-for campaign.

The solution? Well, obviously ignoring them has been successful. After all, this paid-for campaign has resulted in no actions by the mods in favor of the campaigner's goal (that would be the elimination of many FReepers from the site). But the annoyance they represent is still disrupting every thread upon which they appear. The only other soution is to complain to the mods and report these guys, I suppose.

In any case, what ever becomes of this obviously Soros paid-for campaign, I thought it was something we should all be aware of.

Lastly, I'll use my own posts that these leftists have been attacking as an example. I have been a FReeper for five years and posting my original content every single day for almost that whole time. I have been posting the same stuff for five years and never once gotten a complaint until this last month or so. Only over the last month I've been attacked by these fake FReepers all of a sudden and all at once? As I said, this is an organized effort. NOT honest FReepers.

(I will not name the fake screen names in this post. They will reveal themselves in a few minutes after this is posted, so I won't have to name names here. They'll do it themselves, I'm sure.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The full thread with sympathetic comments can be found HERE.

This is a very saddening and unfortunate thing to behold.
Many commenters on the thread have urged Mr. Vulgus to
seek professional help. Let us hope he does.

Friday, November 19, 2010

Blogger Arrested!

From the Chicago Tribune:

November 19, 2010

A local blogger was taken into custody overnight after a series of incidents beginning with a police investigation regarding charges of illegal possession of drugs.

Responding to a number of reports, police descended upon the residence of Moby Vulgar and found 97 marijuana plants on the back porch. Further investigation revealed more marijuana drying in the basement computer room, 20 pounds of cocaine in the bedroom, and a meth lab in the garage. Mr. Vulgar, who was found wearing a fur suit, claimed he needed the drugs as mental stimulants for writing blog articles, including his upcoming piece on giant squids eating Japan. Mr. Vulgar, who appeared to be under the influence at the time, resisted arrest and allegedly bit several officers before being tasered.



While being led away, Mr. Vulgar screamed vile obscenities and spat at the police officers, claiming they were in the pay of a Mr. George Soros. He also threatened to create a blog about the injustice of his arrest. This, however, will likely have to wait until he has finished serving his time in jail.

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Angst, Strikes, Whining & What Can Be Done

In late 2007, a crisis was brewing. A crisis of worldwide and
potentially Earth-shattering proportions. The majority of bloggers
on Wordpress.. six in total.. united in dissatisfaction over the
compensation they were afforded by Wordpress. They decided to strike.



As you can see, this strike affected the flow of information
globally. This wasn't trivial by any means, the information
that was failing to flow was critical on many fronts and clearly
of vital importance to people across the globe. Doom was nigh.

These dissatisfied bloggers, united in their righteous outrage,
bonded together in a special way and eventually managed to have
their grievances heard before a special UN council empowered to
regulate and control blogging compensation worldwide.

This was a huge victory for the blogging community!



As a result of this historic meeting the Federated United Council of Blogging Officials, Yiff!(FUCBOY)
was able to define and codify the pay-per-hit ratio for bloggers worldwide.

Few other legislations in history have had such far-reaching consequences.
As a blogger, I am thankful daily that FUCBOY was able to secure for me a few pennies per hit.

Thank you, FUCBOY.

Where Do Some Of These Blogs Come From?

Let's face it, there are millions of blogs out there
of all different flavors. There are lame ones, stupid
ones, dishonest ones and even three or four GOOD ones.

Where do they come from? Who writes them? Why do they exist?

We here at Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews
present this shocking expose' on the horrific conditions under
which some of these bloggers labor, as well as the shocking
lameness of some of the bloggers themselves.



As you our dear readers can see these unfortunate and semi-literate
folks produce these blogs under duress of the worst kind. They
are fed substandard food and forced to crank out screed after
screed regardless of the presence of subject matter. Shocking.
We have learned that they are deprived of sleep and even sanitary
facilities unless they gain a certain "hit-count" for the day.

Apparently they are divided into sub-groups by the evil Blogmasters.
Some are compelled to steal videos and pimp their blogs pretending
the videos are their own.
In the sweat-shop that was investigated we found examples of this
among the following blogs:

"Hapblog" (Which attempts to steal the name of a real publication)

"governorpalin4president" (Which attempts to capitalize on a popular political figure to pimp for hits)

These examples shamelessly rip off videos, write a short and often
poorly composed teaser and then attempt to entice folks to visit
their blogs in order to view a video they had nothing to do with.

If they were not forced to do so, would they still engage in such
scummy behavior? We prefer to think not. Who would stoop so low?

Other bloggers observed in this horrid environment are of a different
type. They produce semi-original content by re-wording actual news
stories and adding a bit of questionable and poorly written commentary.

Examples are "Liberty Juice" which "comments" on
a variety of subjects but actually states nothing new.
Also "Logan's Warning" which uses the popular topic
of Islamic expansion to pimp recycled stories easily found elsewhere.

Perhaps the saddest of this type of blog pimps is "Publius Forum" which actually sports
the occasional surprise of decent writing.
Unfortunately readers are subjected to excerpts on the venues where this
blog is pimped. Blog hits are more important than the message, according
to the evil blogmasters that compel these unfortunate bloggers to engage
in this illicit and no doubt humiliating behavior.

We at Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews wish there were
something that could be done about this situation. No decent person should
be forced to endure such appalling conditions and treatment.
Alas, we have not the power. Perhaps this will change.
One may hope.

~Warner Winkleheimer~

Is Cheese Good for You?

As with most things cheese is both good and bad for you.  Of course eating mass amounts of anything is bad for you in some way; even ingesting too much water can have negative effects on someone.  Cheese has some very good things in it, calcium, phosphorus, protein, riboflavin, zinc, and vitamin B12.  Cheese also has quite a bit of fat in it, which can lead to weight problems, high cholesterol, among other dangers.   Overall it can be very good for you if you eat the proper amount, which is about one or two ounces a day.http://www.ilovecheese.com/

A Plea For TSA Intervention!!!!! (From Wormy)

The recent furor over the practices of TSA screeners has brought to the forefront the plight of those such as myself.

Invalid and housebound, I never travel.

Being terminally ugly, I have no close friends (of the non-Platonic variety.)

I feel it is my God-given right as an American to have the same access to a good groping as that afforded to those more mobile and vulgar than myself.  That some Americans have the opportunity for close interpersonal contact while the rest of us can only watch from the sidelines is blatantly unfair.

I am, therefore, calling on the Administration and all the critters that inhabit the Congress to immediately pass legislation facilitating  in-home groping services to be supplied by those kind and friendly employees of the TSA.

Our body cavities will not be ignored!

Signed,

Wormy Turd Houseman   III


(I have my own CowBoy hat now!  It's furry and felty!)


WE DEMAND OUR LATEX MOMENT!

(And about that Moldy Volvo I'm forced to drive.......)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Blogger Does World's First Reverse Excerpt!!!!!!

Blogger Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews astounded the world, or at least part of it, by self-excerpting his own blog, but then posting the entire thing on FreeRepublic!!!

"This is a first for the blogosphere.....

Excerpted.  Read more at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2628290/posts

I have "contributors"??

What the hell???

STOLEN VIDEO: Blago Calling Emanuel In Next Trial?

Sadly, it seems even "credentialled" bloggers, who sometimes
fancy themselves as jounalists, resort to thievery and deception
for the purposes of gaining blog hits.
We here at Libertyprunejuiceflipnjokersweezlezipperflavornews spit
upon that practice, it's only for rookies, wanna-bes and fairies.

It seems that a blog called "Publius Forum" Puberty Forum

Has stolen a video from The Publicity Agency and based
an entire blog posting upon it. This lame and likely criminal blog gives
NO credit to the owners of the video, it simply lifted it wholesale and
proceeded to pimp it for blog hits, like a common thief or whore.

Here is the video in question:



To add insult to injury, this "Publius Forum" which is written by an equally
questionable Chicago bon vivant, was then shamelessly
pimped on the popular and excellent site Free Republic.

Surely this "Publius Forum" might have credited the owner of the video, or even
indicated the "Publius Forum" had nothing to do with it's production.

Alas.. no. Pure blogpimping.

If the "New Media" is composed of such filth as this, I'd recommend using it as compost.

~Warner Winkleheimer~

Cheney Jabs Obama: "This May Be The Only Shovel Ready Project in America"

One of our MINOR competitors, a sad little blog called "Hapblog"

Hapblog

(Who attempts to capitalize on the "Hot Air" trademark.. with little success)

Has posted the following, after stealing a video from "The Blaze":

Cheney Mocks Obama at Bush Library Groundbreaking "This May Be The Only Shovel Ready Project in America" (Video)


Cheney, who has been a vocal critic of President Obama, took a shot at the current administration. Speaking of his expectation that construction would move quickly on the presidential center following the groundbreaking, Cheney quipped that “this may be the only shovel ready project in America.” The reference was to the Obama-supported stimulus package that Republicans have criticized as ineffective

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That is the entire post at the "Hapblog".

You will note that while afraid to plagiarize EVERYTHING, this "Hapblog" has stolen
word-for-word all the text used, directly from "The Blaze":



The Blaze


This minor and sad little blog then proceeded to post the stolen and plagiarized material
on the worthy and popular site Free Republic, claiming it as original material, in order
to get a few ill-gotten and undeserved blog hits.

Free Republic

This is sad, folks. Sad and wrong. I weep for the sadness of it.
Does a thief deserve a wage? Does a robber merit a reward?

I leave the conclusion to you, our esteemed readers.

~Warner Winkleheimer~

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